What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 'Cleaning supplies for the spill!'

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to blend his assets together!

Why did the belt go to jail? For constricting the flow of fashion!

Why did the mime go to the party? He heard it was a blast!

What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite with a chill!

What's brown and sticky? A stick stuck to some glue!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A lost stick!

Why did the pencil go to the party? Because it wanted to draw some attention!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus-rex!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 'Supplies for the cleaning crew!'

What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador performing tricks!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up and found out it was a prank!

Why did the scarecrow go to school? To get a little straw-dy!

Why was the belt arrested for theft? It was caught holding up pants!

Why was the math test so happy? It got high marks!

Why did the tomato turn down the salad? It was a little saucy!

What did the banana say to the doctor? I'm not peeling well!

How do you make a lemon stop rolling? You press the brakes!

Why did the pencil go to the party? It heard it needed to be sharp!

Why did the avocado go to a party? It wanted to guac 'n' roll!