Why did the skeleton party alone? Nobody to go with!

Why did the belt end up in jail? Held up a pair of pants!

Why couldn't the bicycle stay upright? It was two-tired!

Why did the leopard fail at hide and seek? Always spotted!

Why did the scarecrow excel in surgery? Outstanding in his field!

What do you call a fish in a crown? Kingfish!

Why did the golfer carry extra pants? In case of a hole in one!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Just waved!

Why did the tomato go to the library? Ketchup on reading!

Why was the math book unhappy? Too many story problems!

What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A thesaurus!

Why did the stadium heat up after the game? Fans left!

Why did the skeleton party alone? No body to go with him!

Why did the rainbow wash its hair? To keep its color vibrant!

Why did the orange tease the apple? Because it was a little fruity!

Why did the belt get arrested? It held up a pair of criminals!

Why did the bicycle tip over? It was two-tired!

Why did the belt get caught? It held up a pair of pants!

Why was the calendar always stressed? It had too many days!

Why did the bear dissolve in water? It was polar!

Why did the strawberry go to the doctor? It was jammed!