Humor involving exaggerated physical actions or mishaps.
Why do bananas know how to swim? They have appeal!
Why did the fish play the piano? He wanted to scale up his skills!
What happened to the math book at the party? It became too square!
Why did the clown bring a ladder to the party? To reach new heights of fun!
Why did the tomato turn red when the bell rang? It saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a marathon for roosters? A race against the peck!
How do you catch a brazen rabbit? Unique up on it!
Why did the runner bring a ladder to the marathon? He heard it was a step in the right direction!
Why did the tomato turn red during the race? It saw the salad dressing up ahead!
Why did the bicycle fall over at the park? It was two-tired!
Why couldn't the bicycle find a date? It was two-tired of the same old cycle!
Why did the math book look sad at the party? It couldn't find its x!
How can you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he's coffin!
Why don't skeletons go out in the winter? Because they'd rather stay home and chill.
What sound does a witch's vehicle make? Broom Broom!
Why did the bubbles go to school? They wanted to be pop stars.
Why was the library cold? It had too many drafts.
What did the shoe say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll follow in your footsteps.
Why did the celery go to the party? Because it heard they needed some stalkers.
Why did the toddler take a hammer to bed? He wanted to hit the hay.
Why did the crayon cry? Because it felt blue.