Why did the teacher draw on the window? Because she wanted to make a point!

Why did the bear choose the salad over the soup? Because it was lighter!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his pants!

What did the pen say to the paper? It's been great writing with you!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his shoes!

Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!

What do you call 100 rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!

Why did the golfer bring two pants? In case he got a hole in one and double bogeyed!

Why did the tomato start a fight with the onion? It couldn’t ketchup!

I'm friends with all the planets except one. I can't stand Uranus!

Why did the oak tree act like a knucklehead? It had acorn-y sense of humor!

What did one snowflake say to the other snowflake? You're one in a million!

Why did the piano teacher go to jail? She got caught in a chord!

Why did the coat go to the dry cleaner? It wanted to press its luck!

What did the basketball say to the hoop? You make me feel net happiness!

Why did the scientist wear binoculars? To have a closer look at things!

What did one flower say to the other flower? Bud you didn't have to!

Why did the skeleton stop going to school? He didn't have the guts for it!

What did the plate say to the cup? Lunch is on me!

Why did the scarecrow go on a diet? Because he was tired of being corny!

Why did the elevator break up with the lift? It couldn't take the ups and downs!