Humor involving exaggerated physical actions or mishaps.
What did the sink say to the water faucet? You turn me on!
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw some other fish making out down below!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear, all sweet and no bite!
How did the barber win the race? He gave himself a buzz and won by a hair!
What did the banana say to the doctor? I've got a bunch of a-peeling issues!
How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints, and a little mint-chip ice cream!
Why did the human cannonball refuse to get fired? He had a blast doing nothing!
What do you call a running turkey? Thanksgiving on the go!
How do you catch a squirrel? Tie a nut to a string and reel it in!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was just too tired, after all that spinning!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was just the best farmer around, hands down!
What do you call a fake noodle? An imposter pasta, trying to be real!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Tonight, let's fork over some food!
What did the hat say to the scarf? You've got me all wrapped up in this relationship!
Why did the chicken join a band? To cluck out some good tunes with the drumsticks!
How do you throw a space party? You planet it all out!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crumbly and needed some dough-tors!
How do you repair a broken tomato? With some tomato paste, thank you very much!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It had a peel-ing it didn't want to make!
Why did the human cannonball refuse to get fired? He was not ready to be let go!
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!