How did the hammerhead shark do on the test? He nailed it!

Why did the janitor break a broomstick at work? He was trying out for the Quidditch team!

How do you make a tissue dance on the dining table? Put a little boogie in it!

What musical instrument do compasses play? The trom-bone!

Why did the bicycle go to bed early? It was tired of running around all day!

What did the lamp say to the wall? You light up my life!

Why did the scarecrow win an award at the circus? He was outstanding at juggling corn!

How do you make a kitchen laugh? Put a whisker in the cabinet!

What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb during an argument? 'You're so filament-al!'

Why did the chicken join a comedy troupe? It had good eggs-perience!

Why did the scarecrow always carry a ladder? To reach new heights in his career!

What did one bird say to the other bird at the bar? Let's wing it!

Why did the volleyball team go to the bakery? They heard they knead some dough!

Why did the scarecrow always win at poker? He had all the aces up his sleeves!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding at tripping!

Why did the bicycle fall down the hill? It couldn't brake itself!

Why did the basketball go to the team picture day? It wanted to be a baller!

Why did the scarecrow bring a pillow to the cornfield? He wanted to be outstanding in his field and comfortable!

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why did the math teacher put his hand on the stove? He wanted to solve for x!

Why did the pirate go to the seafood restaurant? He heard the fish was off the hook!