How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? When it's full!

What's a mathematician's favorite type of tree? Geometry!

Why did the clock go to the dance? It needed to unwind!

Why do scientists prefer chilled beans in their experiments? Because they have a cooler bean!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful magician? He was outstanding at pulling things out of his hat!

Why did the scarecrow go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit corny!

Why did the winner of the marathon get arrested? They were caught running from the cops!

Why did the man break up with the calendar? He found out she was dating seven guys!

What do you call a stormtrooper who can play the guitar? A force of nature!

Why did the tomato become an artist? It wanted to paint the town red!

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates!

Why did the golf ball bring a sweater? In case it got a hole in one!

Why isn't the skeleton a good liar? Because you can see right through it!

Why did the skeleton go to the party? He heard they had a good time!

Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was gonna be a scream!

Why was the electricity so shocking? It was current!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There were no sparks!

Why did the ocean break up with the beach? It thought the beach was too sandy!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet wearing a mask? Supplies, cleanin' up crime!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field of dad jokes!

Why did the pencil go to the dance? To do the pencil-vania!