Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to split!

What do you call a belt that's also a clock? A waist of time!

Why did the bicycle fall down the hill? It lost its balance!

Why did the scarecrow become a detective? It was outstanding in its field of investigation!

Why did the scarecrow become a supermodel? It was outstanding in its poses!

Why did the bicycle go to the therapist? It had too many issues to handle alone!

Why did the scarecrow win an award for best singer? It was outstanding in its field of music!

Why did the tomato bring a map to the party? It wanted to be the center of a-tension!

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It was peeling under the weather!

Why did the scarecrow become a chef? It was outstanding in its meals!

Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the tomato bring a blanket to the picnic? It wanted to ketchup on some sleep!

Why was the teddy bear never hungry? Because he was always stuffed!

What did the glue say to the torn paper? Stick with me, and we'll go places!

When you enter a hotel, the walls scream with laughter. They're crackin' up!

Did you hear about the ice cube that got in a fight? He killed it!

Did you hear about the zoo with only one animal? It was a shih tzu!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesausus!

Why did the scarecrow keep winning dancing competitions? Because he had all the right moves!

Why did the potato go to the doctor? Because it was feeling mashed!

What is a math teacher's favorite place in New York? Times Square!