What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Cod save the queen!

Why did the scarecrow go to therapy? It had straw-motional issues!

Why did the potato go to the doctor? Because it was a little mashed!

Why did the pony get sent to its room? It wasn't hoofing around!

Why did the golf course have to ask for directions? It got lost in the woods!

How do you make time fly? Throw a clock out the window!

What do you call it when a snowman has a meltdown? Slush!

Why was the football coach upset? He was missing his quarterback!

How does a barber make mountains out of molehills? By cutting hair!

What did one straw say to the other straw? You suck!

What do you call a belt made out of clocks? A waist of time!

Why did the leopard go to the party alone? He was always spotted!

What made the calendar feel lightheaded? It had too many dates!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Shark royalty!

Why was the little strawberry crying? Because its parents were in a jam!

I tried to make the calendar laugh. It didn't find it very funny!

I tried to find my missing watch, but I couldn't spare the time!

I almost broke my computer. It couldn't handle my hilarious jokes!

I'm friends with a tree. We're practically BFFs!

Why did the bicycle find its way home? It found a chain of thought!

Why did the golf club go to school? It wanted to be a swinger!