What did the drummer name his two daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

How did the barber win the styling competition? He knew all the cutting-edge techniques!

Why was the music teacher always in the hospital? He had batonitis!

Why did the janitor bring a ladder to work? He wanted to reach new heights!

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs!

Why was the baseball team so good at baking? They all knew how to batter!

Why did the skeleton burp in class? He didn't have the guts to fart!

Why was the skeleton lonely? He had nobody to hang out with!

What do you call shoes made out of bananas? Slippers!

Why did the math book break up with the pencil? It was too sharp!

Why couldn't the bicycle play band instruments? It only had two tires!

Why was the gym always so crowded? It was a great place to work out!

What did the astronaut do for fun? He planet!

Why was the gym staring at the calendar? It wanted to workout!

What does a cloud do when it's angry? It gets thunder-ous!

Why did the tomato turn purple? It was grape!

Why did the scarecrow wear a glove? He wanted to give the birds a high four!

What did one plate say to the other plate at dinner? Food's on me tonight!

Why did the scarecrow become a popular comedian? He was outstanding in his field!

How did the vampire like his juice? Blood temperature!

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs? A condescending con descending!