Humor involving exaggerated physical actions or mishaps.
What did one hat tell the scarf? You hang around, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? For a balanced meal!
Why did the blanket flirt with the bed? I got you covered!
Why did the math book have a headache? Too many problems!
What did the ocean say to the shore? I need space!
What did one pencil tell the other? You're so sharp!
Why couldn't the bicycle hold itself up? Too tired!
What did the janitor say when he popped out? Supplies!
What did the scarf say to the hat? You can hang around, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the lightning bolt go to school? It wanted to be a little brighter!
Why did the baseball team go to the bank? They wanted to open a joint account!
Why did the basketball go to the team's game? It wanted to bounce in on the action!
What did the pen say to the pencil? You look sharp!
What did the cop say to his belly button? You're under a vest!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out from behind the curtains? Dustpan and broom!
What did the hat say to the scarf? I'll go ahead, you hang around!
What did the calculator say to the other calculator? You can count on me!
Why did the pencil go to the party? It wanted to be the write type of pencil!
What did the frog order at the restaurant? French flies and a diet croak!
Why did the basketball player go to the doctor? He had too many dribbles!
What did one knife say to the other knife? Let's stick together!