Why did the scarecrow go to university? To get a better degree!

What did the student say to the math book? I've got your number!

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own? Because they are two tired!

What's smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful detective? He was outstanding in his field!

I like to make jokes about the ocean, but they usually fall flat.

Who did the salad call when it lost its marbles? The lettuce head!

I tried to write a joke about an elevator, but it didn't have the right 'uplifting' quality!

Why did the broccoli go to the party alone? Because it couldn't find a date!

Why did the duck cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? 'Aye matey!'

I'm friends with a beehive. We buzz around together.

A man walks into a bar... Ouch!

I'm planning a performance about puns. It's a play on words.

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrrrrrithmetic!

Why couldn't the firefighter sleep at night? Because he always had night-mares!

Why did the banana go to the party? It heard it was going to be apeeling!

What do you call a snowman drinking a milkshake? A frosted flake!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful comedian? Because he had corny jokes!

How do you make a banana laugh? Tell it a-peeling jokes!

Why did the cow become a detective? To solve mooooysteries!