What did one banana say to the other banana? Why are we so appeeling to people?

Why did the clock go to the principal's office? It needed to polish up on its hands and numbers!

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It may have let out a little wine but it refused to wine about it!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was tired of standing up for itself all the time!

Why did the golf bag go to the doctor? It had irons in it!

Why did the bell get a job? Because it had the ding-dong experience!

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed for a crime it didn't commit!

Why did the math book want to join the band? It heard it needed more irrational numbers!

What did the sunglasses say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll catch some shade!

Why did the umbrella get invited to all the parties? It always knew how to cover for others!

How did the barber win the race? He knew all the short cuts!

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!

Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? He was outstanding in his field and had great stalk-tistics!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Dust to the rescue!

Why did the ghost go to the dance party? For the boos!

Why did the scientist take out a photo of his ex during the experiment? To keep things ex-perimental!

What did one plate say to the other plate? Save some food for later, we can dish it out together!

Why did the ocean break up with the shore? It was tired of the same beach every day!

Why did the comedian sit in the front row of his own show? He wanted to be a stand-up audience member!

Why did the computer catch a cold? It had a virus and kept clicking on spam emails!

Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he thought it was a high school!