Why is a basketball team like a pancake? Because they both need a good batter!

Why did the tomato turn into a superhero? It wanted to ketchup to the criminals!

Why was the math book jumping up and down? It had too many problems!

Why did the yogi bring a parachute to class? In case they needed to do some downward flying!

Why did the cowboy break up with his dictionary? It didn't have enough space between the words!

How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!

Why did the cat bring a ladder to the catnip factory? To get to the high shelves!

What's the best way to start a parade of elephants? Jump in front and hold the peanuts!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a little bit bubblier!

Why was the kid's report card wet? Because it was below sea level!

Why did the scientist go to art school? To study the chemistry of reactions!

Why did the magician become a gardener? He wanted to make his hat disappear and grow flowers instead!

Why did the golf cart break down? It had too many drivers!

Why did the tomato blushing at the salad? It saw the salad dressing!

What should you do if you find a bear in your sleeping bag? Zip it up and take him for a ride!

Why did Mozart sell his chickens? Because they kept saying, 'Bach bach bach!'

Why did the basketball go to the team's party? To get ballin'!

I told my wife she should do yoga, but she bent over backwards.

Why did the baby elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because he wanted to pack his trunk!

I accidentally cooked my phone, now it's a hot line.

Why did the scarecrow join the circus? He wanted to be outstanding in his clowning!