What did the tie say to the suit at the fashion show? You suit me perfectly!

Why did the sweater go to the party alone? It wanted to warm up the dance floor!

How do you make a balloon happy? Inflate its ego with a good joke!

Why couldn't the fruit basket stay together? It had too many melon-collies!

What did the mirror say to the wardrobe in the morning? You look fabulous today!

Why did the telescope break up with the microscope? They couldn't see eye to lens!

How do you make a glove laugh? With a little hand tickling!

Why couldn't the loaf of bread get a job? It was too crumby!

What did the book say to the bookshelf on moving day? This is shelf-explanatory!

Why did the salad retire from the fridge? It couldn't romaine cool under pressure!

How do you make a wall laugh? Tell it a cheesy joke!

Why couldn't the chair sit still? It had too many rocking chair memories!

What did the chicken say to the egg at breakfast? You crack me up!

Why did the socks break up? They had too many cold feet moments!

How do you make a banana call its friends? With a yellow pages joke!

Why couldn't the egg win the race? It cracked under pressure!

What did the pillow say to the blanket at bedtime? Let's cover some ground!

How do you make a firework laugh? Light it up with some jokes!

What did the painter say to the brush? Let's paint the town red!

How do you make a pillow giggle? Tickle its feathers!

Why couldn't the flower plan the surprise party? It kept blooming the secret early!