How does a rapper keep his pants up? With a hip-hop!

Why did the mathematician break up with the computer? He found it difficult to commit to binary relationships!

What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reality!

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school!

Why was the teacher cross-eyed? Because she couldn't control her pupils!

Why did the cookie sit in the corner? Because it needed time to dough-reflect!

What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister!

What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal!

How do you hire a horse? Put him through his mane interview!

Why was the math book sad? It had too many errors!

What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding at standing still!

Why did the scientist go to the beach? To find vitamin sea!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frost bites!

Why did the apple go to school? It wanted to be a smartie!

What key opens a banana? A monkey!

What did one plate say to the other plate when they bumped into each other? Sorry, I'm a little flat!

What did the janitor say when he popped out of the broom closet? Sweep dreams are made of this!

Why did the scarecrow win a trophy for best actor? It had straw-mendous talent!

What did the math book say to the ruler? Think outside the box and measure up!

Why did the scarecrow become a chef? It loved to cook with organic straw ingredients!