What did one brick say to the other brick at the construction site? Let's stick together!

Why did the bed take a day off? It was overworked from all the sleeping around!

How do you make a banana split? Give it a good joke to split its sides!

Why couldn't the car stay in its lane? It was tired from veering off course!

What did the math equation say to the calculator? You can count on me!

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too much on its hands!

How do you make a paper dance? Put a little boogie in it!

Why couldn't the boat stay afloat? It had too much anchor management!

What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb at the electricity party? Watts cracking!

Why did the suitcase break up with the traveler? It couldn't handle the baggage!

How do you make a dishwasher laugh? Tell it a dirty joke!

Why couldn't the phone finish its homework? It got too caught up in the ring tones!

What did the door say to the doormat? You're such a welcome mat!

Why did the watch go to jail? It had too many hands in the cookie jar!

Why did the duck wear pants to the pond? To cover its quacks!

How do you make a banana float? With root beer and a life jacket!

Why couldn't the music book find its rhythm? It was offbeat from all the jokes!

Why did the belt get arrested at the party? It held up the dance floor!

Why did the scarecrow win an award at the farm? He was outstanding in his field!

Why did the tomato turn red at the salad bar? It saw the dressing!

Why was the shovel disappointed in the garden? It had too many holes to fill!