Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
What did the janitor do on his day off? He swept the day away.
Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing in the nude.
How do you make a lemonade stand disappear? Take away its lemon aid.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? He had a good head for drawings.
What did the grape say after it was stepped on? It let out a little whine and raisin-ed its voice.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut and crack a smile.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus and needed to be rebooted.
What did the salad say to the fork? I'm gonna leaf you.
How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato paste.
How do you organize a space party? You planet, and remember to moonwalk.
Why was the calendar always scared? It was getting closer to its deadline.
What did one hat say to the other hat? You go on a head, I'll cover things here.
Why did the shoe go to the therapist? It had too many issues to handle on its own.
What did one tree say to the other tree? I'll root for you.
Why did the math book look worried? Because it had too many square roots.
What did one cornstalk say to the other cornstalk? Let's husk it out.
Why did the scarecrow refuse a promotion? He was already outstanding in his field.
How do you give a squirrel a haircut? With a clipper.
What did the thumb say to the finger? I'm in touch with you.
Why did the scarecrow become a chef? He was already outstanding in his field.
Why was the belt so sleepy? It had a long day holding up pants.