Why was the math book sad? It was filled with problems without solutions.

Why did the cookie turn the lights off? It didn't want to be in the spotlight.

What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup!

Why did the scientist go to jail? He got charged with battery.

Why did the cookie turn the lights off? It wanted to be a little darker.

Why did the computer keep its food in the freezer? It heard it had to defrost.

I wanted to be a scarecrow for Halloween, but I just couldn't pull myself together.

What did the paper say to the pencil? You have a good point.

Why did the scarecrow go to school? To become outstanding in its field.

Why did the bike fall over? It was tired of standing up.

Why did the tomato go to a library? It wanted to ketchup on its reading.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful farmer? It had a good head on its shoulders.

Why did the tomato go to the party? It wanted to show off its salsa moves.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie.

Why did the wall break up with the ceiling? It couldn't handle the attachment.

Why didn't the ghost go to the party? Because he had nobody to haunt with.

Why did the belt go to the art gallery? It needed to hold up some paints.

Why did the pencil go to the library? It needed to draw some attention.

Why did the physicist go to the beach? To reduce his Planck length.

Why did the tomato turn green? It was jealous of the cucumber.

I told my computer I wanted a mouse, but it just ignored me.