Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
I asked the photographer if she could take my photo. She said she didn't think I was photogenic.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? They prefer concrete evidence.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Let's go with the flow.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was tired of being ridden all day.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Need some cleaning supplies?
Why do elephants never use computers? They find smartphones more convenient.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It made grape juice on the spot.
What do you call a fake noodle? Pasta, it's still food after all.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? To get its software updated.
Why do elephants never use computers? They find them too heavy.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Anything, he won't mind.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They maintain peace even in death.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? It rolled away to avoid any drama.
Why did the tomato go out with a prune? They liked each other's unique tastes.
How do you organize a space party? You send out planet-themed invitations.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They prefer ocean views.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? I'm freezing, how about you?
What did one wall say to the other wall? Let's divide and conquer.
Why did the tomato turn red? It was blushing from compliments.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? It showed exceptional work ethic.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam, that hurt.