Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde fail the puzzle test? Because she was missing a piece.
How did the blonde try to drown a fish? She put it in a bowl of Jell-O.
What did the blonde say when she saw an 'Exit' sign? She started waving at it.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? To stir things up.
What do you call a blonde with a Ph.D.? A Quarter Pounder.
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She threw it in the ocean and yelled 'Fly away!'.
What do you call a smart blonde? A Labrador.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She buried it in sand and yelled 'Swim!'.
What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a blonde surrounded by brunettes? Invisible.
How did the blonde try to drown a fish? She left it out to dry.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A 'smart blonde'.
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She put it in a swimming pool and yelled 'Fly away!'.
What do you call a blonde with dark roots? A genius in disguise.
How did the blonde try to drown a fish? She put it on land and yelled 'Swim!'.
What do you call a blonde who thinks she's smart? A blonde.
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She threw it into a volcano and yelled 'Fly!'.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? A thinker.
How did the blonde try to drown a fish? She put it in the microwave.
What do you call a blonde who colors her hair with markers? A Sharpie.
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She threw it into a tornado and yelled 'Fly!'.