I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.

Why did the witch break up with her warlock boyfriend? He put a spell on someone else.

Why did the demon break up with his girlfriend? She simply couldn't handle his demonic side.

Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his 'rotten' personality.

Why did the mad scientist break up with his girlfriend? She didn't make the cut for his next experiment.

Why did the grim reaper break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his 'deathly' silence.

Why did the killer break up with his girlfriend? She found out he was 'dead' serious about his job.

Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his 'bone'-chilling jokes.

Why did the clown break up with his girlfriend? She just didn't find him funny anymore.

Why did the murderer break up with his knife? He found a sharper tool for the job.

Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She was constantly eating his brains.

Why did the werewolf break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his 'hairy' situation.

Why did Dracula break up with his girlfriend? She was a real pain in the neck.

Why did the clown break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't his 'type' of funny.

Why did the necromancer break up with his girlfriend? She was too much of a dead weight.

Why did the grim reaper break up with his girlfriend? She was killing the mood.

Why did the mime break up with his girlfriend? She kept mimicking his every move.

Why did the mad scientist break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his craziness.

Why did the demon break up with his girlfriend? She was too possessed with other interests.

Why did the exorcist break up with his girlfriend? She had too many demons of her own.