Jokes about morbid or controversial topics; not for everyone.
Why did the farmer bury all his money? He wanted to make his soil rich.
What's orange and can't swim? A carrot.
Why did the tea file a police report? It was mugged.
Why can't skeletons play church music? They have no organs.
Why did the serial killer break up with his girlfriend? He wanted more space.
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She was just too meaty for him.
Why did the necrophiliac break up with his girlfriend? He said she was too cold.
What's the best part about an Ethiopian barbecue? You know the food is going to be well done.
Why did the suicide bomber sit alone at the party? He didn't have the guts to mingle.
Why did the executioner get promoted? He always makes a killing.
What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he was on the naughty list.
What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife has a point.
Why did the child bring a ladder to the barbeque? He wanted to see the steaks raised.
Why was the mole at the dermatologist's office? He had a lot of skin issues.
Why do ghosts love to ride elevators? It helps them feel like they're on the up and up.
Why did the farmer bury his money? To make his soil rich.
What's the difference between a clown and a priest? One offers candy to children, the other offers salvation.
Why was the boy crying at the party? He had a hit pinata in the wrong place.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Why did the necrophiliac get a restraining order? He was too clingy.
Why did the vampire join Tinder? He heard it was a great way to get a bite.