Why was the graveyard so loud? Because of all the coffin.

What did one casket say to the other casket? 'Is that you coffin?'

I always feel better after a long walk. That's because I'm the one taking the walk, not the coffin.

Why did the farmer bury all his money in the field? To make his soil rich.

Why did the clown wear loud socks? To make sure he didn't get lost in the big top.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? He was outstanding in his field.

Life is short, just like our patience waiting for you to get buried.

Why did the chef get arrested? He was caught buttering up the jury.

Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the elevator door open up for ketchup.

Why did the baker's hands smell? Because he kneaded a deodorant.

Why did the horror movie director go broke? He couldn't make a killing.

Why do vampires hate summer? They don't like their meals well done.

Why did the witch go to the party alone? She couldn't find anyone to broom with.

Why did the archaeologist break up with his girlfriend? She thought his love life was in ruins.

Why did the mummy join a gym? To get a little wrapped up in his workouts.

Why did the vampire enjoy playing poker? Because he always had a few bats up his sleeve.

Why was the cemetery so much fun? It was the dead center of town.

Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why was the fortune teller arrested? For crystal ball-ing so hard.

Why don't ghosts go on outings? They prefer to stay in with a good haunting.

Why did the ghost go to the party? To do the monster mash.