I like my humor how I like my coffee...dark and bitter.

I went to a dark humor stand-up show. It was a grave mistake.

I used to work in a morgue, but I couldn't handle the stiff competition.

They say laughter is the best medicine. Unless you're diabetic, then insulin would be pretty high on the list.

I went to a comedy club in a cemetery. It was dead silent.

I asked the grim reaper for a lightbulb. He said, 'Change comes for us all'.

I tried to write a dark joke about depression, but I couldn't lift the pen.

I asked my therapist if she had any coping strategies for dark humor. She said, 'You just have to dig deep.'

I told my friend I had a fear of commitment. He said, 'Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find someone who can bury that fear.'

I tried to make a dark joke about the Titanic, but it sank like my sense of humor.

Death once knocked on my door, but I told him I wasn't ready to take that step.

I told my boss I was feeling a little dead inside. He said, 'Great, just keep up the good work.'

I tried to make a dark joke about Alzheimer's, but I forgot the punchline.

I told my girlfriend I wanted to be buried with my money. She said, 'You can't take it with you.' I replied, 'Watch me.'

I tried to make a dark joke about ghosts, but it didn't materialize.

I asked my cat if it had a dark sense of humor. It just stared at me with its soulless eyes.

I have a dark sense of humor because I like my jokes how I like my chocolate - dark and twisted.

I told my friend I had a fear of heights. He said, 'Don't worry, you'll come crashing down to earth eventually.'

I asked the psychic if she saw a dark sense of humor in my future. She said, 'I see deadpan comedy in your cards.'

I tried to make a dark joke about the afterlife, but it fell flat.

I asked the doctor if my heart was healthy. He told me it was up for debate.