I'm friends with 18 letters of the alphabet... I don't know b.

I'm friends with 17 letters of the alphabet... I don't know c.

I'm friends with 16 letters of the alphabet... I don't know d.

I'm friends with 15 letters of the alphabet... I don't know e.

I'm friends with 14 letters of the alphabet... I don't know f.

I'm friends with 13 letters of the alphabet... I don't know g.

I'm friends with 12 letters of the alphabet... I don't know h.

I'm friends with 11 letters of the alphabet... I don't know i.

I'm friends with 10 letters of the alphabet... I don't know j.

I'm friends with 9 letters of the alphabet... I don't know k.

I'm friends with 8 letters of the alphabet... I don't know l.

I'm friends with 7 letters of the alphabet... I don't know m.

I'm friends with 6 letters of the alphabet... I don't know n.

I'm friends with 5 letters of the alphabet... I don't know o.

I'm friends with 4 letters of the alphabet... I don't know p.

I'm friends with a fridge, it has a cool personality.

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got sacked for taking a couple of days off.

I'm friends with a needle, it always has my back.

I'm friends with a pen, it's always on point.

I'm friends with a map, it's always right.

I'm friends with a chair, we go way back.