I tried to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

I used to play piano by ear, now I play it with my hands.

I told a chemistry joke but got no reaction... Then I got no reaction.

I have a joke about a pencil, but it's pointless.

I called my dad during a game of chess... But he couldn't make a move.

I told a baseball joke, but it didn't hit home.

I have a joke about a ladder, but it's too rung-out.

I used to be a chiropractor, but I decided to crack a different joint.

I told my wife she should focus on her health, now she's a doctor.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, but I keep losing Q.

I told my wife she should do yoga, now she's a master.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough crackers.

Why did the math equation break up with the number 8? It had too many other problems.

I'm friends with a calendar, we have date nights.

Why did the algebra letter break up with the geometry figure? They had too many unresolved issues.

I told my wife she should practice her jump roping, now she's skipping to work.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful businessman? He was outstanding in his industry.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough muffuletta.

Why did the music notes break up with the staff? They had treble in paradise.

I told my wife she should dance more, now she's always in step.

Why did the plant break up with the flower? It just couldn't stem the relationship.