I don't trust air, it's always full of hot air.

I asked the librarian if they had a book on Pavlov's dog and she said 'It rings a bell'.

I couldn't figure out why the ball kept getting larger, then it hit me.

I asked my dog what he wanted to be for Halloween, he said 'Anything by the Golden Retrievers'.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, she said 'I've already hugged them all'.

I asked my friend if he wanted to go on a walk, he said 'Fur sure'.

I asked the librarian for a book on perspective, she said 'It's all a matter of point of view'.

I asked my cat if she wanted to hear a joke, she said 'Meow-tainly'.

I asked my dog if he wanted to see a magic trick, he said 'Paw-sibly'.

I used to be a baker, but it was too crumby of a job.

I asked the librarian if she had a book on the science of comedy, she said 'It's a laughing matter'.

I'm reading a book on the history of time travel, it's about time.

I told my computer a joke, now it's laughing at me.

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology, you wouldn't read it.

I'm writing a book on failed math equations, it's a real problem.

I told my wife she should embrace her lows, so she hugged my feet.

I'm writing a book on alternative medicine, it's just a placebo effect.

I asked my dog if he wanted a bone, but he said he was a vegetarian.

I asked my computer to tell me a joke, now it's wired for comedy.

I'm writing a book on procastination, I'll finish it later.

I asked my dog if he wanted a bone, but he said he was feeling ruff.