What do you call a politician who gets lost at sea? A floatician.

Why did the politician go to the race track? To practice passing bills.

How do you make a politician laugh on a Saturday? Tell them a joke on Friday.

Why did the politician go to the library? To check out the book 'Campaign Strategies for Dummies'.

What do you call a politician who loves gardening? A vote-a-blooms enthusiast.

Why did the politician go to the pet store? He needed a running mate.

Why did the politician bring a calculator to the speech? To add up his promises.

Why did the politician bring a hammer to the legislative session? To nail down his arguments.

How do politicians send secret messages? Through sub-pollitics.

Why did the politician become an artist? He wanted to paint a brighter future.

What do you call a politician who loves to grill? A barbecue legislator.

How do politicians take their coffee? With a side of lobbyists.

Why did the politician go to the fashion show? To keep up with political trends.

What do you call a politician who wears sunglasses indoors? A shady representative.

Why did the politician bring a telescope to the town hall meeting? To see the big picture.

How do politicians stay organized? They use a cabinet system.

Why did the politician go to the bakery? To sweeten his campaign.

Why did the politician join the choir? He wanted to practice his political harmonies.

How do politicians stay up to date? They subscribe to the daily politic.

What do you call a politician who loves to garden? A corrupt seed planter.

Why did the politician break up with their GPS? It kept rerouting their career path.