Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do you call a politician who's good at math? A count-sultant.
Why did the politician join the circus? He heard they had a lot of political clowns.
Why did the politician go to the beach? To test the waters before their next campaign.
How does a politician introduce himself? With a campaign slogan.
Why did the politician switch to a vegan diet? He heard it's a good way to avoid pork-barrel spending.
How do politicians communicate in a forest? Through political branches.
Why did the politician go to the art museum? To learn how to frame his policies.
How do you spot a politician at a party? They're the ones kissing babies and shaking hands.
Why did the politician get into astrology? They wanted to align with the stars and stripes.
Why did the politician switch to decaf? They wanted to lower their caffeine-tax.
Why was the politician a good gardener? They knew how to plant promises and grow lies.
Smart politicians always have a Plan B. It's called lying.
Why was the politician always calm? Because they had a lot of issues.
Being a politician is like coaching a football team. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.
Why did the politician cross the road? To get to the middle.
I asked the politician if they could help me with my taxes. They said, 'Only if you promise not to tell anyone.'
Who is a politician's favorite composer? Paychecks.
Why did the politician break up with the calendar? They wanted commitment, but the calendar was always days away.
A politician is a fellow who will go to great lengths to avoid self-responsibility.
Why did the politician carry a map to parliament? In case they lost the seats.
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.