Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why did the politician go to the doctor? They heard they needed to work on their campaign trail.
Why did the politician become a gardener? They heard they could really grow their base.
Why did the politician go to the pet store? To pick up a few supporters, they heard they were arf-ully loyal.
What's a politician's favorite accessory? Two-faced, because they can wear it on both sides of the aisle.
How does a politician stop a leaky faucet? They just deny that it's leaking in the first place.
Why did the politician go to the football game? To practice their Hail Mary pass strategy.
Why did the politician bring a parachute to the press conference? To make sure they didn't crash and burn.
Why did the politician go to the dentist? To get a new lobbyist.
What do you call a group of politicians sleeping? A filibuster.
How do politicians handle a cold? They vote present.
What do you call a politician running in circles? A campaign trail.
Why was the politician a terrible gardener? They kept weeding out the opposition.
Why did the politician bring a tape measure to the speech? To measure the political spectrum.
Why did the politician go to the pet store? To learn how to 'puppy-dog' their constituents.
Why did the politician go to the comedy show? To work on his 'stand-up policies'.
How do politicians keep their secrets? They have a 'classified' system.
Why did the politician become a baker? To sugarcoat his policies.
What's a politician's favorite workout routine? Spin class.
Why did the politician bring a plant to the debate? To show he cares about 'growing' the economy.
How do politicians handle rejection? They just re-count the votes.
Why did the politician bring a telescope to the debate? To 'see' into the future of their policies.