Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do politicians eat before a big speech? 'Campaign trail mix'.
Why did the politician go to the baseball game? He wanted to 'swing voters'.
What do you call a politician who's good at juggling tasks? 'A master of political balance'.
Why did the politician carry a map everywhere? He was 'lost in his own policies'.
Why did the politician wear sunglasses during the debate? To 'throw shade at opponents'.
What did one politician say to the other about their policies? 'Great minds think alike... but we're politicians'.
Why did the politician become a chef? He wanted to 'stir up controversy'.
What do politicians and toddlers have in common? They both throw 'temper tantrums' when they don't get their way.
Why don't politicians like going to the dentist? They hate facing uncomfortable truths.
Why did the politician start a rock band? To practice dodging hard questions with smooth riffs.
How did the politician become a weatherman? He was already used to predicting chances of rain on parade days.
Why did the politician go to the farmer's market? To see if he could pick up some votes.
Why don't politicians like playing Truth or Dare? They always choose Dare to avoid the Truth.
Why did the politician write a book? To practice bending the truth in a more creative way.
Why did the politician go to the hardware store? He heard they had a sale on spin cycles.
How do politicians stay in shape? They do a lot of backpedaling.
Why did the politician become a magician? To distract the audience from what's really going on.
What's a politician's favorite movie genre? Fiction.
Why did the politician go to the gym? To work on his double speak.
Why was the politician always late? He could never commit to a specific time.
Why did the politician become a rapper? He had a talent for dropping beats and bills.