Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do you call a politician who can play guitar? A lobbyist rocker.
Why did the politician become a professional dancer? To master the political spin.
How do politicians stay organized? They use a filibuster to-do list.
What do you get when you mix a politician and a comedian? A laughing stock.
Why did the politician major in psychology? To understand voter behavior.
What did the politician say to the environmentalist? 'Let's recycle these campaign promises.'
How do politicians stay in shape? They practice their political maneuvering.
What do you call a politician who is also an athlete? A sprinter, always running from the issues.
How do politicians greet each other? With a shake of the left hand and a promise with the right.
What's a politician's favorite Christmas carol? All I Want for Christmas is Polls.
What do you call a fake coin from a corrupt government? A politics.
How does a politician fish for votes? With a lot of spin and bait.
What do you call a group of politicians on a beach? A sandbar-ment.
How do politicians greet each other? 'I'll see you in court.'
What did one politician say to the other while walking through a forest? 'I'm feeling quite bipartisan.'
Why did the politician become a gardener? To sow division.
What's a politician's favorite dessert? Swiss rolls – there's always a loophole.
What do you call a politician who loves to travel? Air Force One enthusiast.
Who cleans the ocean floor? The legislative branch.
What did the politician say to the double-crosser? I've got your back.
Why was the politician given a traffic ticket? Reckless campaign promises.