Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do you call a politician who writes a book? An authoritician.
Why was the politician always losing at poker? They couldn't keep a straight face.
Why did the politician carry a briefcase full of hot sauce? They couldn't handle the heat.
Why was the politician always cold in the office? They couldn't find the middle ground on the thermostat.
What do you call a politician with good posture? A vertical candidate.
Why was the politician so good at math? They were an expert at dividing the people.
How does a politician fish? By casting nets of promises.
Why did the politician go to the bank? To make some dubious deposits.
Why did the politician go to the dentist? To get a campaign plaque removed.
How does a politician cool down? They pass a bill through congress.
What do you call a politician who loses an election? An ex-candidate.
Why did the politician go to the store? To buy votes of confidence.
Why did the politician get a job at the bakery? To make sure the votes were well-bread.
What did the politician say to the camera crew? Please, no cuts or edits!
Why was the politician always calm during debates? They had a resolution for every problem.
What do you call a group of politicians on a beach? The quorum-tine.
Why don't politicians like playing hide and seek? Because good luck hiding their true intentions.
What do you call a politician who is also a magician? A con-gressman.
Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate? To draw out their opponents' weaknesses.
What did the politician say when they won the election? It was an elec-cheerful victory!
Why did the politician bring a mirror to the meeting? To reflect on their decisions.