Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why did the politician bring a map to the election? So they wouldn't get lost in their own promises.
What do you call a politician who keeps changing their mind? A flip-flopper.
Why did the politician bring a mirror to the rally? To reflect on their own ego.
Why did the politician wear sunglasses to the speech? To shade themselves from the truth.
Why don't politicians use bookmarks? Because they prefer to flip-flop on their positions.
Why did the politician bring a calculator to the town hall meeting? To add up all the votes before they were cast.
How do politicians stay cool under pressure? They blame the heat on their opponent.
Why did the politician carry a map to the campaign rally? To show they have a plan… even if it's not on the map.
Why did the politician become a gardener? They wanted to dig up dirt on their opponents.
What do you call a politician who sleeps all day? A laz-e senator.
How do politicians say goodbye? See you poll later!
Why did the politician take up painting? They heard it's a good way to whitewash their mistakes.
Why did the politician break up with his calendar? He felt like he was just going through the motions.
What do you call a politician who's lost an election? Homeless.
Why did the politician carry a mirror everywhere? So he could see his reflection in the polls.
What's a politician's favorite type of tea? Reality.
What do you get when you cross a politician and a cat? A scaredy-cat who refuses to take responsibility.
Why did the politician go to the bank? To see his balance of power.
What's a politician's favorite kind of weather? Polling weather.
Why did the politician carry a map at all times? So he wouldn't get lost in his own policies.
Why was the politician late to the meeting? He got caught in a web of lies.