Why did the politician go to the bakery? He heard they had a lot of turnovers!

Why did the politician go to the doctor? He had a bad case of filibusteritis!

How do politicians communicate underwater? They use lobbeaks!

Why did the politician become a beekeeper? He wanted to learn how to make a buzz!

What's a politician's favorite type of weather? A hurricane - lots of wind but no substance!

Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate? He wanted to draw out his arguments!

Why did the politician go to the bank? To see if he could get a political loan!

What do you call a politician who's lost his reelection bid? A has-been on the ballot!

Why did the politician bring a shovel to the debate? He heard he needed to dig himself out of trouble!

What do you call a politician who loves to sing? A crooner of the house!

How does a politician get in shape for campaigning? By running for office!

Why did the politician carry a mirror in his pocket? So he could practice his political reflection!

What do you call a group of politicians in a sauna? A steamy debate!

Why was the politician so good at baseball? He knew how to pitch his policies!

How does a politician handle a hot potato issue? By passing it to the next party member!

Why did the politician become a chef? He wanted to whip up some new policies in the kitchen!

What do you call a politician who's also a gardener? A master of sowing seeds of change!

Why do politicians make terrible comedians? They can't handle the punchlines!

How does a politician keep his shoes shiny during a campaign? By polishing them with promises!

Why did the politician open a bakery? He heard it was a great way to butter up the voters!

Why did the politician go to therapy? To work on his issues with Congress!