Why did the politician go to the movie theater? He heard they were screening a political drama!

How does a politician say goodbye? 'See you on the campaign trail!'

Why did the politician go to the bank? To make a withdraw from the honesty account!

Why did the politician bring a spoon to the debate? He wanted to stir up some trouble!

Why was the politician always calm during speeches? He had a good cabinet to keep him organized!

How do politicians say goodbye? They wave their hands and promise change!

What do you call a politician who owns a boat? A captain of industry!

Why did the politician start learning magic tricks? He wanted to make his promises disappear!

Why was the politician always in fashion? He had a good tailor to cover up his lies!

What do you call a politician who’s good at math? An algebra-gator!

Why did the politician bring a mirror to the election? So he could see who he really represents!

Why did the politician go to the dentist? To get a fresh pair of lies!

Why did the scarecrow win the election? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a group of politicians in hot tubs? A whirlpool of corruption!

Why did the politician bring a calculator to the speech? To cover up their lack of numbers.

Why did the politician get into surfing? They heard it was a good way to ride the wave of public opinion.

How does a politician schedule their day? By the flip-flop of a coin.

Why did the politician start a garden? To show off their ability to weed out corruption.

Why was the politician always confident? They had a strong belief in their political party.

What do politicians use to unlock doors? Their policy keys.

Why did the politician switch to a vegan diet? They heard it was a great way to beef up their campaign.