Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
How does a politician like their coffee? With a latte power.
Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate? To draw the line between fact and fiction.
Why did the politician bring a pencil to the speech? To draw attention to their points.
What do you call a politician who tells jokes? A stand-up citi-zen.
Why did the politician switch to a plant-based diet? They wanted to be greener than the opposition.
How does a politician make pancakes? By flipping-flopping on the ingredients.
What do you call a politician who is good at math? A poly-nominal.
Why was the politician always texting during meetings? They were trying to pass a bill... of phone charges.
What do you call a group of politicians on a boat? A congress cruise.
Why did the politician bring a mirror to the interview? To reflect on their past promises.
What's a politician's favorite type of humor? Government puns.
Why did the politician wear sunglasses to the speech? They wanted to shade the truth.
What did the politician say when asked if they were sure about their decision? 'I congress I am.'
Why did the politician bring a calculator to the rally? To crunch the numbers before making promises.
What do politicians use to brainstorm ideas? A think tank.
Why did the politician become a musician? They wanted to pass notes and legislation.
What did the politician do when they couldn't find their speech? They improvised and delivered an impromptu debate.
Why did the politician go to the dentist? To get a conservative treatment.
Did you hear about the politician who was a fan of spicy food? They always wanted to add a little extra heat to the hot seat.
How does a politician keep their breath fresh? With legislation-mint gum.
What did the politician say when they accidentally tripped on stage? 'I stand corrected.'