What did the politician wear to the race? His running mate!

How do politicians communicate in the wild? By using political jungle drums!

What do you get when you cross a corrupt politician and a dishonest lawyer? A self-serving legal system!

Why did the politician go to the bakery? To buy some bread for his flip-flopping speeches!

Why did the politician go to the art museum? To see if he could frame a better picture of his policies!

Did you hear about the politician who lost the election? He's planning to run again...on the treadmill!

Why did the politician carry a map during the campaign? To make sure he stayed in the right lane!

Why did the politician bring a deck of cards to the debate? To play the 'race card' and 'wild accusations'!

What do you call a politician who's always lying? A pro-fibber!

Why did the politician carry a map to the debate? To navigate around the tough questions!

How does a politician introduce his dog? 'Meet my bark advisor!'

What do you call a politician who's also a doctor? A spin doctor!

Why don't politicians play chess? Because they can never stop flip-flopping!

What do you get when you cross a politician and a snake? An untrustworthy hiss-ter!

Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate? To raise the rhetoric!

How do politicians exercise? By running for office!

Why did the politician join the band? To improve his poll numbers!

What do you call a politician who only tells the truth? An endangered species!

Why was the politician always calm? He had a great platform!

Why did the politician always carry a spoon in his pocket? For stirring up controversy!

Why was the math book sad about politics? It had too many problems.