What do you call a group of politicians in a field? A non-electric current, because they never get anything done.

Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate? Because he wanted to take his campaign to the next level.

Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election? So he could “climb up” in the polls!

What do you call a group of politicians stuck in a room together? A filibuster of nonsense!

What do you call a politician who's good at math? A statistician.

What's a politician's favorite type of math? Division, for dividing the public opinion.

Why did the politician study geometry? To learn how to spin things in his favor.

How do politicians stay healthy? They exercise their right to remain silent.

What's a politician's favorite type of music? Political Jazz – lots of improvisation.

Why don't politicians play hide and seek? They always get found out eventually.

What do you get when you cross a politician and a circus performer? Someone who can juggle the truth.

Why did the politician go to the art gallery? He was looking for his next big portrait.

How do politicians stay warm in the winter? They stand next to burning issues.

Why was the politician always calm? He had mastered the art of political Zen.

Why did the politician join the theater group? To practice his dramatic speeches.

What do you call a politician who wins by a large margin? A landslide victory.

Why did the politician go to the doctor? He had a severe case of 'campaign promises'.

What do you call a politician who's gone corrupt? Bipartisan.

How does a politician say hello? He shakes your hand and asks for a donation.

Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate? He wanted to raise the bar.

Why did the politician visit the bakery? He heard they had good turnover.