What do you get when you cross a politician and a kangaroo? A hoppy lawmaker.

Why did the politician go to the art museum? To learn how to paint a better picture of their policies.

What's a politician's favorite type of music? Lobbyist.

Why did the politician go to the art gallery? To master the art of deception.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they prefer to work in the dark.

Why did the politician become a gardener? To cover up all the dirt.

What do you get when you cross a politician and a rock? Nothing, politicians are already as hard as a rock.

Why did the politician go to the circus? To learn some new tricks for the next election campaign.

What do you call a politician who doesn't lie? Retired.

Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate? To draw attention to their talking points.

What do you call a group of politicians in a hot tub? A whirled pool of trouble.

Why did the politician bring a map to the election? So he could appear more well-rounded.

What's a politician's favorite dance move? The flip-flop.

Why did the politician go to the doctor? Because he had a severe case of election fever!

Why was the politician always calm during debates? He had a lot of experience dodging questions!

What's the favorite type of music for politicians? Lobbyists!

Why did the politician carry a mirror? So he could see both sides of the argument!

Why did the politician go to the doctor? He had a severe case of election fever!

What do you call a group of politicians in a hot tub? A soup of corruption!

Why did the politician bring a mirror to the campaign trail? He needed to practice his reflection!

Why did the politician go to the doctor? He had a bad case of 'campaign promises' that needed to be treated.