Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why did the politician go to the beach? He heard there were a lot of cabinet members there.
What do you call a politician who is afraid of heights? A low-flying candidate.
Why did the politician join the running club? He wanted to stay ahead in the polls.
How do politicians greet each other? With a compromise handshake.
Why don't politicians play hide and seek? Because good luck finding one who keeps their promises.
What do you call a politician who is always in a hurry? A rocketman.
Why did the politician go to therapy? To work on his commitment issues.
How does a politician stay cool during a debate? They keep their campaign promises on ice.
Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election? To reach new heights in their career.
Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election? To raise the political bar.
Why don't politicians play poker? Too many cards to deal with in government.
Why was the math book sad about the election? It couldn't count on the politicians' promises.
Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election? To raise the bar.
I asked a politician how they sleep at night. They said, 'First, I lie.'
Why did the politician go to therapy? To work on their campaign issues.
Why did the politician go to the doctor? He was suffering from cabinet reshuffle.
What do you call a politician who is also a magician? A con-artist.
How do politicians handle disagreements? They take a poll dance.
What's a politician's favorite type of footwear? Flip-floppers.
Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate? To raise his talking points.
What's a politician's favorite type of music? Lobbyists rock.