Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why did the politician go to therapy? To work on their issues.
What do you get when you cross a politician and a circus clown? A joke that runs for office.
Why did the politician go to the doctor? To get a campaign check-up.
How do you get a group of politicians to agree? Wait for a blue moon.
Why do politicians make bad comedians? Because they can't deliver a punchline without changing the subject.
What did the politician bring to the potluck? A lot of empty promises.
Why did the politician bring a map to the debate? To navigate their way around the issues.
What do you call it when a politician tells the truth? A rare sighting.
Why did the politician go to the doctor? To get a second opinion on their spin.
Why did the politician go to the bank? To invest in their campaign of course!
Why did the politician bring a GPS to the debate? To navigate around the tough questions.
How does a politician cool down? They open a window and let out some hot air.
Why did the politician go to the bank? To check his balance.
Why did the scarecrow run for office? He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a politician who's losing? A 'bye-partisan'.
What do you get when you cross a politician and an onion? Someone who makes you cry when they speak.
Why did the politician sit on the clock? He wanted to be in the House and Senate at the same time.
Why do politicians make terrible stand-up comedians? They always bomb.
What do you call a group of politicians on a cruise ship? The Titanic.
Why don't politicians play chess? They already know how to sacrifice their pawns.
What did the politician say to the bathroom scale? 'Don't weight, I'll just lie about it.'