Jokes about dating, marriage, and romantic relationships.
Why can't you take inventory in Afghanistan? Because of the tally ban.
Why did the woman break up with the shoe salesman? She was tired of all the sole searching!
What did the watch say to the wrist? Don't watch me, watch TV!
Why did the woman break up with the omelette? She couldn't handle all the eggs in the relationship!
What did the strawberry say to the ice cream? You make me melt!
Why did the woman break up with the geologist? She couldn't handle all the rocks in the relationship!
Why did the woman break up with the carpenter? She just couldn't nail down the relationship!
What did the salad say to the bowl? Lettuce be together forever!
Why did the woman break up with the baker? She was tired of all the half-baked ideas!
What did the ocean say to the iceberg? You're breaking the ice!
Why did the woman break up with the shoe? She took a step back from the relationship!
What did the cookie say to the glass of milk? Dunk you very much!
Why did the woman break up with the painter? She couldn't picture a future together!
Why did the woman break up with the gardener? She couldn't handle all the dirty plants!
Why did the woman break up with the baker? She kneaded more dough from the relationship!
Why did the woman break up with the musician? She was tired of all the high notes!
Why did the man break up with the tailor? It just wasn't a good fit!
Why did the woman break up with the plumber? She was tired of all the pipe dreams!
What did one watermelon say to the other watermelon? You're one in a melon!
What did the boxer say to his girlfriend? You float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
Why did the woman break up with the mathematician? She just couldn't solve for x in the relationship!