I told my wife she should try archery to bring some arrow romance into our relationship. She said it was off target.

Why did the man propose to his pillow? Because it always supported him.

I told my wife she should do some gardening to add excitement to our relationship. She said it was just a plant.

My girlfriend said she wanted to try a new hobby of fencing. So I nailed the outdoor fencing in the garden.

Why did the woman bring a ladder to her date? She heard it would help raise the relationship to new heights.

My girlfriend said she wanted to break up because I was too obsessed with fishing. What a real catch!

Why did the man propose to the ocean? He wanted to tide the knot.

I told my wife she should write a novel about our love story. She said it would be a real page-turner.

Why did the man break up with the model? She was always too runway.

Why did the woman take her date to the comedy club? She heard laughter is the best medicine for relationships.

What did the sushi say to the sashimi? 'I love you sushi much.'

Why did the man bring a telescope on his date? He wanted to show her their future was written in the stars.

What did the clock say to its partner? 'I'm tickled to be in this relationship.'

Why did the woman break up with the pilot? She couldn't handle all the baggage.

What did the pie say to the baker? 'You complete me, crust and all.'

Why did the man take his date to the zoo? He wanted to show her she was his spirit animal.

What did the gum say to the wrapper? 'Don't stick around if you're not committed.'

Why did the man ask his date to meet him at the gym? Because he wanted a relationship that was a perfect match.

Why did the couple go to the seafood restaurant? They heard their love was o-fish-ially on fire.

What did the grape say to the raisin? 'Stop raisin' your expectations in this relationship.'

Why did the woman bring a spoon to her date? She wanted to show she was soup-er serious about their relationship.