How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her and tell her.

Why did the woman break up with the boxer? He always had commitment issues.

Why did the man take his girlfriend to the ice cream shop? Because he wanted to break the rocky road.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about camping. She said it was s'more effort than she could handle.

Why did the woman break up with the dentist? He was flossing too much.

I told my boyfriend he should try skydiving. He said our relationship was already falling fast enough.

Why did the man bring a book to his date? He heard she was well-read.

What's a bed's favorite type of music? Sheet music.

My girlfriend said she wanted to break up with me because I'm too into cycling. I'm wheely sorry.

Why did the man offer his partner some chocolate during an argument? He wanted to sweeten the deal.

I told my wife she should open a bakery to add some dough to our relationship. She said it was too crumby.

Why did the man bring a map to his date? He heard it was the key to a successful relationship.

My girlfriend said she wanted to try ballroom dancing to add some spice to our relationship. I guess it's time to tango.

Why did the woman break up with the baker? He was always too kneady.

Why did the man propose with a math problem? He wanted to show he had a lot of dimension.

I told my wife we should take up astronomy as a hobby. She said it was too far out.

Why did the man break up with the football player? He was always too defensive.

What did the cheese say to the grill? 'You make me melt.'

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about storage. She said she didn't have room for it.

Why did the woman break up with the baker? He was always too crusty.

Why did the man propose to the mail carrier? He wanted to seal the deal.