Why did the woman break up with the mathematician? She just didn't add up to him!

Why did the woman bring a rainbow to her date? She wanted a colorful relationship!

Why did the woman break up with the grape? It was too vine-dictive!

Why did the woman bring a thermometer to her date? She wanted a temperature check on their relationship!

Why did the woman break up with the dentist? He always had cavities for her!

Why did the woman bring a mirror to her date? She wanted to see a reflection of their relationship!

What did the grape say to the world? I'm crushed!

Why did the woman break up with the skier? He was always going downhill!

What did one math book say to the other? Come, let's multiply!

Why did the woman bring a dictionary to her date? She needed to define their relationship!

Why did the woman break up with the gardener? She wanted someone who would plant roots!

Why did the woman bring a map to her date? She wanted to explore the relationship!

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Stop picking on me!

Why did the woman break up with the sculptor? She felt like he was always molding her!

Why did the woman break up with the fisherman? She was tired of all the fishy stories!

What did the heart say to the brain? You think too much!

Why did the woman bring a flashlight to her date? She wanted to shine a light on their relationship!

Why did the skeleton go on a date alone? He had no-body to go with!

Why did the musician break up with the pasta chef? They had too many beefs!

Why did the man bring a shovel on his date? He heard it was a deep relationship!

Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She wanted him for his body!