Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the freezer? To give her chills.

Why did the student break up with the teacher? They couldn't pass their emotions.

What do you call two plumbers in love? Drano mates.

Why did the scientist break up with the biologist? They couldn't replicate their love.

What do you call two butchers in love? Meaty mates.

What do you call two painters in love? Pigment partners.

Why did the shoemaker break up with the cobbler? They couldn't sole their differences.

What do you call two carpenters in love? Nail mates.

Why did the necklace break up with the bracelet? They felt too clunky together.

What do you call two astronomers in love? Planet partners.

Why did the guitarist break up with the singer? They were always out of tune.

What do you call two athletes in love? Fitness flames.

What do you call two gardeners in love? Bloom buddies.

Why did the tailor break up with the seamstress? They just couldn't sew things together.

What do you call two bakers in love? Dough-mantic partners.

Why did the comedian break up with the clown? They couldn't stop clowning around.

What do you call two actors in love? Drama queens.

Why did the barista break up with the baker? They didn't blend well together.

What do you call two doctors in love? Heart surgeons.

Why did the frisbee break up with the boomerang? It felt like they were always coming back to the same place.

What do you call two mechanics in love? Grease monkeys.