Why did the vegetable break up with the fruit? The relationship was a little fruity.

What do you call two dentists in love? Flossin' partners.

Why did the pizza break up with the burger? They couldn't ketchup on a good recipe.

What do you call two detectives in love? Clue mates.

What do you call two accountants in love? Balanced books.

Why did the scientist break up with the biologist? It was a failed experiment.

What do you call two optometrists in love? Eye-deal partners.

Why did the pillow break up with the blanket? They couldn't cover each other's flaws.

What do you call two garden gnomes in love? Ceramic sweethearts.

Why did the veterinarian break up with the pet groomer? They had a ruff relationship.

What do you call two surfers in love? Tide riders.

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It didn't have time for their ticks.

What do you call two journalists in love? Headline lovers.

Why did the dog break up with the cat? Their relationship was too catty.

What do you call two magicians in love? Spellbound partners.

Why did the banker break up with the magician? They couldn't make their relationship disappear.

What do you call two pencils in love? Stationery.

Why did the tree break up with the rake? It felt like they were just going around in circles.

What do you call two hot dogs in love? Franks and beans.

Why did the basketball player break up with the geologist? They were too rocky.

Why did the iPhone break up with the Android? They had too many app-titude differences.