Why are couples in France never lonely? Because they have Paris.

My husband accused me of being immature. I told him to get out of my fort.

I told my girlfriend she should do sit-ups to stay in shape. She said standing up was exercise enough.

Why did the woman break up with her car? She was tired of the constant backseat driving.

If my relationship was a movie, it would be a horror film. Always full of screams and unexpected jump scares.

Why did the man propose to the light bulb? Because it turned him on.

Why don't aliens date on Earth? They prefer to keep their relationships intergalactic.

Why did the computer break up with its printer? It wasn't compatible.

Relationships are a lot like a fine wine. They get better with age but can also leave a headache in the morning.

Why did the Instagram couple break up? Because they couldn't seem to filter out their problems.

Why did the man propose to the cheese? Because he felt grate when he was with it.

Why did the woman write a breakup letter to the ocean? Because it kept waving at other beaches.

Relationships are a lot like a bank account. You make deposits in trust, but withdrawals in doubt.

Why did the man bring a baseball bat to his date? He wanted to hit it off.

I told my girlfriend she should do lunges to stay in shape. She said that would be a big step forward for her.

Why did the man bring a deck of cards to his date? He hoped they could shuffle their problems away.

If relationships are like a deck of cards, my ex was the joker.

Why don't skeletons ever argue? They don't have the guts to.

Why did the woman break up with the calendar? She felt like their days were numbered.

Why did the couple go to the paint store? They wanted to put some gloss in their relationship.

Why was the math book sad during its relationship? It just couldn't find its perfect formula.